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I'm twenty-one years old, and sometimes I have a beard. I started my Tumblr blog because I wanted to stalk other sites for pictures of cute actors, share my photography, and write reviews for films. While I still stalk Tumblr for pictures of hawt actors, the only photos I share are the photos I reblog and pictures of myself, which are usually used to showcase my beard or an emotion in response to someone's reply or text post. Also, I haven't written a review for a film since I watched North by Northwest over the summer. I love cheese, cats, and puppies.

 

I am actually Jill in Jack and Jill. That isn’t Adam Sandler.

There is nothing more precious than this

There is nothing more precious than this

i hate good-looking people that can be total twats, but we must remember that they’re people too, dealing with bullshit and liars and assholes and obstacles that really suck.

(Source: koalainchicago)

Today is a day I spend rolling my eyes a lot. And buy a few groceries.

I found some Australians, drank tea, listened to a lot of music on repeat, and jogged in Grant Park before it closed.

Does anyone ever lay in bed, hugging a pillow and then just start thinking about the last time you cuddled with someone and then get a really strong urge to punch that faggot in the face or is that just me right now with all of my built up anger toward said faggot?

Good news and bad news.

Good news, I don’t have to move out of my apartment, so I can stick around on a month-to-month basis and find something down the road.

Bad news, I am pretty sure this summer is going to be exactly like last summer.

rimjobs of GIFs are just the best 

Siri…I am not picking him up at one in the morning you fucking bitch.

Edit: I do not know why it says to pick him up at eight.

Siri…I am not picking him up at one in the morning you fucking bitch.

Edit: I do not know why it says to pick him up at eight.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

this is what my sister does when she has the house to herself

she should at least know to delete afterwards ??

this reminds me of my ex-stepsister

My dad can’t hang out with me because he’s watching my brother and sister.

…he can’t pick me up because he’s watching my brother and sister.

I suppose it is impossible for him to have three of us around at the same time or something.

Awww, J complimented my beard.

It isn’t even right now because my beard trimmer died in the middle of my shave, and now I need to buy a new one. :’(

In other news, I am a perv, yes.