June 2012
Watchcivilrebirth:
pumkinp123:
munificentheart:
ugh:
hepatitis:
paretic:
WTF
i laugh so hard every single time i’m dying help
OH MY GOD HEIOLYEG]
I am aeriously chokingomfg!
PERFECT
Bawawawawajahahah … le funny
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Watch
Everyone needs to watch this.
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yesmisterpresident:
Meeting nice men makes me want to cuddle a lot.
1) where are the nice men, show them to me
2) i’d probably die if i saw one
I really like saying the word ‘banana.’
My heart can't possibly break, when it wasn't even...
:(
I love David Spade.
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I am actually Jill in Jack and Jill. That isn’t Adam Sandler.
Poop jokes.
Jesus Christ I know I’m drunk because I’m still watching Jack and Jill. Fuck my life.
I think I reached my tweet limit. Fuck.
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If anyone has pictures of Jeremy Renner’s penis, please give them to me. Thank you.
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I hope Jeremy isn’t wearing any clothes in this movie.
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redo-phila asked: Really. What celebrity. REALLY. Jeremy Renner. Your one and only.
What celebrity do you most associate me with?
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i hate good-looking people that can be total twats, but we must remember that they’re people too, dealing with bullshit and liars and assholes and obstacles that really suck.
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Today is a day I spend rolling my eyes a lot. And buy a few groceries.
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I found some Australians, drank tea, listened to a lot of music on repeat, and jogged in Grant Park before it closed.
Why are people cunts.
p0ttedplant:
Hurt - Johnny Cash
Reasons why I'm fat. →
I eat when I’m bored
I’m bored all the time
Oh God it is taking forever for them to give me my food here at Corner Bakery. And I need to use the restroom! But I’ve been waiting so long I’m afraid they will call me when I am gone.